There was an old lady
who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.....
Do you???.
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18 comments:
Senility got the best of her??
She enjoys things that are soft and squishy??
She couldn't stand the 'tickling' anymore, so she just swallowed it??
She had it mistaken for a gnat??
She wanted to 'try anything once' before she died??
Without her dentures, the fly got by too easily??
The fly told her that it wanted to go pay a visit with CK, and the old lady got jealous??
I like the Blase's last one! haha. Either that or she was riding her Harley and it just flew in.
I guess she'll die!
(Especially when she gets all the way up to the horse!)
CK, I left a response to your concern about the "waiter"...
She was trying to write a blog post but the fly was flying around like flies do and it was becoming very annoying. She was trying desperately to eat her sandwhich in peace while she typed her post since she is good at multitasking, and the fly was playing chicken whenever she opened her mouth, but a fly is a fly and not a chicken. And now the lady was getting pretty ticked off, but a fly is a fly and not a tic either. Then it, the fly, got thirsty and went off to get a drink and the lady forgot about the fly momentarily til she took a drink of her diet coke and... swallowed the fly.
OH MY!
I don't know. But for now, she's still very symptomatic.
She was trying not to get voted off the island.
You guys are GOOD!
I had a feeling that this simple posts would dig into your imaginations.
Blase- You put an awful lot of thought into this. Perhaps this reminded you of a personal experience?
CK- A Harley? I thought old ladies drove Mopeds?
Mocha- To the point and realistic, lol.
Edie- It was a slice of pizza, not a sandwich.....also, if that had been the case, it would have read
There was a middle aged lady who swallowed a fly......lol
Sue J--WAHAHAHA
Most people won't get the humor in that, but I do...."Still very symptomatic..." HAHA
2Thinks- AHA! Is that a referral to a TELEVISION SHOW????? haha
Ya'll are funny.
Yous Guys are fuuny
You all are funny.
You'uns are funny.
Yo! Adriene!!
She was playing tennis obviously....
Every summer I play tennis, and every summer I swallow a fly, but I don't die, coz I cough and spit and gag and generally carry on like a headless chook until I spit it out!
I hope you noticed that I said "lady" and NOT "old lady". Puleeese!!
His Princess - Eeewwww!!!
Edie, A HA! Actually I didn't notice. whew!!!
His Princess...blech! haha
His Princess,
"A headless chook"--LOL! I'm sure if we ate a vegemite sandwich that we might be described as such.
Or is that a vegemite pizza....?
Yes, it was me, only I was young. I was working at the hospital busily talking to my co-workers and a fly was buzzing around. I caught my breath between words and suddenly the fly was no more. And I was totally grossed out the rest of the day!
Bonita too!??
And to think that dogs actually TRY to catch flies. Blech!!
ADHD -
It was a REFERENCE to a television show. A referral is what the dr gives you to see another dr. Wahahaha.
How do you get 15 comments off of a nursery rhyme. *sigh*
I guess she'll die.
I know an old lady that swallowed a spider. It wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I guess she'll die. :)
I could go on.
I thought it wiggled and jiggled. I had no idea that it giggled.
It's so educational over here. :)
Your chat room is back! YAY. I can't top any of these but I enjoyed reading.
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