Well, re: the Tuesday post, if you have to explain it....hhmmmm, I was going to write if you have to explain it, then it won't be funny. But when I didn't explain it you STILL didn't get the humor.
OK, we'll mark that one up to a dud. What do you expect when I only had a week to decide....hhmmm....bad excuse.
SO....before I start off here, I need to say thank you for the phone call (which I sadly have not returned) to Edie. Emails, phone calls, pretty much any human contact....well, it's hard to deflect when you have contact.....MAYBE, just MAYBE deflection isn't the answer. Hhhmmm. I'll have to think about that.
Anyway, yes, I haven't been around the blog world lately. I wanted to. REALLY. You see, remember that time I was washing my hair by leaning over the bathtub and it got caught in the drain and I almost drown? Well, that didn't happen again.
Remember that time that I was attacked by a June Bug and it got lost in my hair and thoroughly traumatized me? Well, that didn't happen again either.
How about this, remember when I was house sitting and there was a mole caught in the homeowners trap and it was half dead and screaming and I had to get JM to kill it. (blech). OK, that didn't happen again either.
You see, there I was, sitting at the computer all ready to write this incredibly funny (or even half way light hearted, post and absolutely nothing came. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
I even went and washed my hair over the bathtub and tried to get it tangled in the drain just so I could write about it. That darn new conditioner works too good, er too well, or is it good? I always get mixed up on those things. I just asked JM. He said it should be "working well". ANYWAY, even Roseanne Rosanna Danna couldn't have gotten her hair tangled if she had been using it.
I went outside with the sweet smelling conditioner in my hair to lure the June Bugs....well, this is October....nuff said about that!
SO, I came back and sat down and thought and thought. Then I went in the other room and sat in the rocking chair. I rocked and I rocked. As I rocked I began to sing....
I'll love you forever.
I'll like you for always.
As long as I'm living,
My baby you'll be....
We are NOT going back THERE again.
Anyway, the reason I've been gone is really quite simple. It really was no miracle what happened was just this. The wind began to swich, the house to pitch. And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Just then, the witch, to satisfy an itch, went flying on her broom stick thumbing for a hitch.
Hhmmmm....maybe I'm not quite ready to be back here. WAIT, yes I am. This post was written in my true ADHD form after all.
Now where were we?
Oh yeah, now I need to come visit you all. SOON...VERY VERY SOON!!
Yes, it has been a while.
SO, I'm off...yeah I know....you already knew that!
Have a great day!