Friday, October 30, 2009

Post #300. Dig That Snappy Title!!!

Well, re: the Tuesday post, if you have to explain it....hhmmmm, I was going to write if you have to explain it, then it won't be funny. But when I didn't explain it you STILL didn't get the humor.
OK, we'll mark that one up to a dud. What do you expect when I only had a week to decide....hhmmm....bad excuse.

SO....before I start off here, I need to say thank you for the phone call (which I sadly have not returned) to Edie. Emails, phone calls, pretty much any human contact....well, it's hard to deflect when you have contact.....MAYBE, just MAYBE deflection isn't the answer. Hhhmmm. I'll have to think about that.

Anyway, yes, I haven't been around the blog world lately. I wanted to. REALLY. You see, remember that time I was washing my hair by leaning over the bathtub and it got caught in the drain and I almost drown? Well, that didn't happen again.

Remember that time that I was attacked by a June Bug and it got lost in my hair and thoroughly traumatized me? Well, that didn't happen again either.

How about this, remember when I was house sitting and there was a mole caught in the homeowners trap and it was half dead and screaming and I had to get JM to kill it. (blech). OK, that didn't happen again either.

You see, there I was, sitting at the computer all ready to write this incredibly funny (or even half way light hearted, post and absolutely nothing came. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

I even went and washed my hair over the bathtub and tried to get it tangled in the drain just so I could write about it. That darn new conditioner works too good, er too well, or is it good? I always get mixed up on those things. I just asked JM. He said it should be "working well". ANYWAY, even Roseanne Rosanna Danna couldn't have gotten her hair tangled if she had been using it.

I went outside with the sweet smelling conditioner in my hair to lure the June Bugs....well, this is October....nuff said about that!

SO, I came back and sat down and thought and thought. Then I went in the other room and sat in the rocking chair. I rocked and I rocked. As I rocked I began to sing....
I'll love you forever.
I'll like you for always.
As long as I'm living,
My baby you'll be....

We are NOT going back THERE again.

Anyway, the reason I've been gone is really quite simple. It really was no miracle what happened was just this. The wind began to swich, the house to pitch. And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Just then, the witch, to satisfy an itch, went flying on her broom stick thumbing for a hitch.

Hhmmmm....maybe I'm not quite ready to be back here. WAIT, yes I am. This post was written in my true ADHD form after all.

Now where were we?

Oh yeah, now I need to come visit you all. SOON...VERY VERY SOON!!
Yes, it has been a while.

SO, I'm off...yeah I already knew that!

Have a great day!

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Edie said...

Well it's about time. I thought I was going to have to come, er go to Virginia and drag you out kicking and screaming. :)

I don't remember the june bug incident. And you didn't link it! :)

It's good to see/hear you again. I hope you're feeling better. Really no need to return the phone call, unless of course you want to cause talking with you is always fun. I just wanted to check on you.

Mocha with Linda said...

You are so funny. Glad you're still breathing and blogging!

samurai said...

You are so silly! 8) Drop by the "dojo" anytime. 8)

Kelly Combs said...

"Dig that snappy title." haha! That's a 70's comment if I ever heard one.

Nice post. You're almost back. And it's not even Tuesday (thank goodness!)

I do agree with Edie. You need to link to the past story lines so people can relive the fun.

Sue J. said...

Yeah, CK, it's like Sammy Davis, Jr. had a hand in this one.

"Dig it, who can make the sun rise? Sprinkle it with dew? Cover it with chocolate and a snappy title, too. The Sammy Man....oh, the Sammy Man can. Right on, that's the end of this song!"

2Thinks said...

I'm behind on my reading- but I sure am glad to see this one. You know that song, I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always...well, when my son was in first grade, his teacher played the guitar while each kid got up and sang that into the microphone for Mother's Day, then each went and handed his/her mom a real live rose. Every mom cried. And I still cry when I watch it, we have it on video. That son lives in California now and I miss him.

Please watch out tonight for witches, hats, coal black cats, broomstick riders, mice and bats! If you can avoid running into them, you'll be alright.

You have great hair, by the way. I'll take that hair, if you're thinking of donating it. If I caught my hair in the drain, I'd be bald in 3.465 seconds. It's thin. Practically non-existant.

So what in the world have you been doing then? Come over and tell me.

Edie said...

If this is your 300th post what are you giving away? Do I win since I was the first one to comment? :)

Enjoy your weekend!

Edie said...

Just kidding about the give-away. :)

Beverlydru said...

Sounds like you puzzled and puzzled 'till your puzzler was sore.

But you came through!
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try! -- Dr. Seuss

Press on. We are cheering for you.

Lea said...

;) welcome back to the real world.
Missed Ya...!

HisPrincess said...

You are the best at writing about nothing!

Are you one of the writers for Seinfeld?