He had been warned.
He should have known.
The minutes were ticking away.
I must have told him 3-4 times.
It was getting late.
The bus would be here soon.
Once he realized what was about to happen, it was too late.
The wheels were in motion......
You need to hurry up and eat your food.
(pause.....he looks at me with alarm)
Please don't think that I'm being rude.
(he quickly begins eating....but it was too late)
To swallow your food, it must be chewed.
I really didn't want to start a feud.
And I don't want this to alter your mood.
If you weren't dressed then you would be nude.
"MOM, I'M EATING!! I'M EATING!!"
You took too long and I'm sorry little Dude.
The Beatles had a song that was called Hey Jude.
You better be happy I am not a prude.
Or I would take you court and you'd be sued.
What I want you to do can not be misconstrued.
"I'M FINISHED!! LOOK! I'M DONE"
Well I'm not finished so don't you brood.
I like tomatoes but not if they're stewed.
The beginning of a song can be called a Prelude.
If I liked coffee, if would have to be brewed.
Please don't think that I am being shrew.
But, I have held back and my list has accrued.
"HEY. IS THAT THE SCHOOL BUS COMING?"
It's not coming yet, don't try to delude.
You need to relax, don't come unglued.
Don't forget your books need to be renewed.
I saw your grades yesterday so they have been viewed.
You grades are very good and we never argued.
You know I'll keep checking, it's my job to intrude.
"OK, THERE'S THE BUS!! BYE MOM!! LOVE YOU!!"
Well , the school bus came and he's been rescued.
I need to go and call my sweet aunt Gertrude.
Then I need to take a shower and have my hair shampooed.
My time alone is something that is really valued.
SO, goodbye every body it is time to conclude.........