Sunday, January 24, 2010
15 Minutes of Fame
Well, you know that when my back is hurting I spend a large part of the day staring at the tv. I know I've talked about the wonderful shows (NOT) that come on during the late night hours, but the daytime ones are just as, um, thrilling.
I guess people can't get enough court tv all night because it comes on all day also. I was watching Judge Alex the other day and this couple was telling every deep dark secret they ever had to millions of viewers...well, maybe thousands.
It went something like this:
Her-All I wanted was for him to go with me to my daddy's birthday party.
Him-Judge, I was busy. I work all week and that was my only day off. I had a lot to do. I tell you, I was busy! You know what I'm saying?
Judge- Well, no, not exactly.What were you so busy doing that you couldn't go to her daddy's party?
Him-Judge I was busy.
Judge- Yeah, I got that. Busy doing what?
Him- I was...uh.Judge,you know....uh..um, Judge you know.....I was reading!
(I guess you had to see them to get how completely ridiculous that statement was.)
Her-I pull up to my parking space and there is a strange car parked there..in MY space! I never SEEN that car. I didn't KNOW that car. I had never been intro to the owner of that car...but there it was. Just sitting in MY space, just like it belonged there.
More Her-So I walk in MY house and find some strange woman laying there rubbing his back. I didn't know that woman. I never seen that woman before that day. I was never introduced to that woman. I never sent out an invitation to that woman, but there she was!
Judge- (to the man) Do you have a response to that?
Him-Judge, I was as surprised as SHE was!
HHmmmm I wonder if Judge Alex has a blog?