Wednesday, October 15, 2008
THE CONCLUSION!! FBI Case Number 85427...No Longer Pending
FBI Document: Case Number 85427
Good Afternoon. I am Special Agent Manziola of the FBI. I am a member of a Special Task Force.I have been working on a case concerning the conspiracy of MY ADHD Me and her effort to spread ADHD around the world. It has been decided that there is no way a single individual could accomplish such a thing. Or is there? Not even with the help of friends. I have friends of my own. We aren't always out shooting and spying. Sometimes we go fishing. I once caught a fish in a contest that was enormous (the fish, not the contest). My friend went with me. We had a great.......STOP. SOMEONE SOUND THE ALARM! THE ADHD IS CONTAGIOUS!
There are just too many of them! And there aren't just the regular readers. There are also the ones that stop by randomly and check her out. Don't they know that each visit to this blog can cause serious problems. Don't they know that, as with potato chips, it's hard to visit just once? Do they really want to feel like Alice in Wonderland? Do they, too, want to be a whirling dervish? Why are they putting themselves in this situation. What kind of spell does she have!!
There have been other visitors also.
There was, of course, The Number One Fan,
There have been people that have stopped by for a visit, but are sure to return one day. We're talking about Responsible, Sane individuals! people that actually tuned in to watch ADHD in a Monkey Mask (we haven't figured out the secret meaning of the mask...but we will.)
Lea, at the shabby olde potting shed,
huse blog is it anyway,
edwina @ the picket fence,
And then there are the hundreds of thousands of anonymous fans that visit daily but are undercover and are unable to leave comments.
There is also Chen, Shun Chun. We aren't worried about him having ADHD problems. It is obvious that ADHD would be at the very bottom of his list of issues.
There is also Meyers on the Hood...she's been affected. She, and she alone, created a dessert that even ADHD affected individuals can make without burning it, (candy corn snack).
Daddios Daily Dose who wrote an incredible tribute about 9-11 and posted it on 9-27.
Notes in the Key of life has been looking for a comedy movie that doesn't involve cursing, sexual innuendos, and violence. Is it possible she has been scouting out MyADHDMe to make a movie? If that was the case there would be no stopping this epidemic.
So, in conclusion, it has been decided that the only way to handle this MyADHDMe character is watch her closely. STOP, LOOK, and Listen. Stop, Drop and Roll, Stop, In the Name of Love, Stop Mr Postman,Stop sign, Stop light, Stop and Go.....STOP IT!! Don't you all see what she is capable of!!!! Stay aware of what she is doing and saying at all times. Do not allow her to make your mind spin like a whirling dervish. Do not fall into the web that Agents Mac and Bob were so easily coerced into. (Please take a moment to wish them both a speedy recovery). Tell your friends about this blog and make sure they read too. That way, when ever you feel yourself start to slip into the AHDH trap, you can hold each other accountable. Tell your co-workers, car mechanics, assistants and accountants. I had an accountant a few years ago but I wasn't sure if he was keeping all my figures straight so I had to let him go. I don't know where he went. The last I heard he had a few new clients. I miss him. We were friends. When you work for the FBI, it's hard to have many friends. There is that trust issue. Speaking of issues, have you read the latest issue of The FBI Weekly Magazine? It had a great article in it about focusing on the job. I really like my job. I like mint chocolate chip ice-cream too. I hate it when it drips down the cone but that's just a minor problem. COULD I HAVE A NAPKIN PLEASE!!!!!!....................