Drum Roll Please............

Today's the Big Day!!
The Day you've all been waiting for!
It's time to find out who won the "Win Something But I Don't Know What SO Don't Get Too Excited About It " Contest!

Drum Roll Please............

You know, isn't it funny how a drum roll precedes something exciting? Do you realize how difficult it must be to take yeast, milk, butter, salt, sugar, eggs and flour and then cook it, wait for it to rise, shape it like a drum, bake it and butter it (butter optional, margarine acceptable but not as yummy) ? All that just to proceed an exciting moment! There really should be an easier way!
I wanted to give you all a drum roll but I believe I have mentioned before that my cooking skills aren't exactly up to par.

I could give you all a Drum Role, but that would consist of you all trying out for the part, which would be another contest. You would have to act like a drum and although it would be interesting to watch, I don't think it would be fair to do that to you.

There are Drum Rolls
Drum Roles
Roller Skates
Roller Derbys
Rock & Roll
Roll Over Beethoven
Roly Poly
Rolling in Dough (haha, I never thought about the pun there)
Role Call
ROTFLOL-Rolling on the floor laughing out loud
Rollin' On the River
Rolling Pin-to roll the dough
The Rolling Stones
A rolling stone (a person incapable of settling down in any one place)

Not to mention that my Thesaurus has 182 words for Roll, ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO!! And that's not counting the words for Role! That is CRAZY!

Next time you ask for a drum roll, think twice about all that goes into it.
Have a Great Day!!