Friday, June 27, 2008

Follow the Yellow Brick Road but But Don't Forget To.......

"Come out, come out, where ever you are.
And see the young lady who fell from a star.
She fell from a star.
She fell very far.
And Kansas she says is the name of the star.
Kansas she says is the name of the star.

She fell from a star.
And haven't you heard.
When she fell out of Kansas a miracle accured.

It really was no miracle, what happened was just this.
The wind began to swish.
The house, to pitch.
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then, the witch, to satisfy an itch,
went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
And oh, what happened then was rich.......

The wind began to switch.
The kitchen took a pitch.
And landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch.
WHICH was not a happy SITuation
for the wicked witch
Who is just a smitch
Of What Was Once The Wicked Witch."

You know, I've read that people with ADHD have difficulty remembering important day to day events, things to do, dates, etc. But it is said that they can easily remember trivial unimportant things. I think that's ridiculous. After I was know.....what was I saying?


Chatty Kelly said...

We represent the Lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild......

Yeah, you should be on a trivia game show - you'd do great!

Anonymous said...

did you know that 72.5% statistics are made up on the spot?


My ADHD Me said...

Correction to the comment from Anonymous ET. The figure you referred to is actually 74.5.