Ok, Ok, I know you're all tired of hearing about Roseanne Roseanna Danna. But because I have based my appearance on her I am going to set the record straight.
At first I called her Rosanna Roseanna Danna---that was inaccurate
Then I called her RoseannE Roseanna Danna---that too was inaccurate
For the Record.....her name was:
Roseanne Roseannadanna (no middle name here)
She also had a Nana Roseannadanna, An Aunt Pollyanna Roseannadanna, and a musically happening cousin, Carlos Santana Roseannadanna.
Now you have your completely unimportant, useless, trivial, trivia lesson of the day. It must be factual because I got it from Wikipedia. Wikipedia is on the internet and if it's on the internet it MUST be true....
"Well Jane, it just goes to show you, it's always something...."
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who's Jane...
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Jane Curtain was the news anchor. Rosanne Rosannadanna's commentaries aways got way off track (sound familiar?). Jane would interrupt her and ask what does... have to do with.... and Roseanne Rosannadanna's response would always be, "Well Jane, it just goes to show you. It's always something..."
(you're too young)
It was funny then....just not here...you had to be there...um....anyway...
And she shops at Banana Rosannadanna Republic....
Sadly, much of your audience is based in the Adam Sandler, Will Farrell and Tiny Fey years and will, obviously, be unacquainted with such classics as "Chee-burger, Chee-burger" (not the restaurant), "King Tut," pre-Taxi Andy Kaufman and Elvis Costello's classic appearance in which he defied the NBC brass and sang a song other than what he had rehearsed.
Jane and Chevy....it's been a long time. Thanks for the memories....oh, but, that would be another classic altogether.....
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